No Phallic Hedge

A Fenland, England man has been ordered by police to shape his garden hedge or face an on the spot fine for outraging public decency.

Phallic hedge-Wisbech Standard

The hedge in question is in the shape of a phallus. The man had shaped the hedge into the shape of a phallus in 2002 after he noticed that the natural growth of the plant had started to form a similar shape.

The man told a local paper that a “A policeman came around to my house and told my wife that someone had complained about the topiary and that if I didn’t do something I would be facing an £80 fine...."