Bringing Work Home Taken To New Level

A postal worker in England faces jail time for stealing packages containing pornographic DVDs and women's underwear.

Royal Mail investigators raided the postal worker's home and found 10 packets containing sex toys and 60 pieces of lingerie, along with receipts from adult companies, hidden in the attic. The stash had accumulated over a 10 year period and also included a pile of 24 explicit DVDs.

Patriotic Sex Toys

Sex toys apparently have become very patriotic, at least to some in Hornell, New York.

Seems that a local sex toy vendor applied for and received a permit to sell sex toys at the annual Hornell Fourth of July celebration.

Once it was discovered what the vendor was selling inside a tent marked "18 and older,'' it was shut down.

Aroused While Sleeping

A new study as reported in the New York Times puts a whole new spin on catching some "zs".

According to the article, the study found that 1 in 12 patients with sleep disorders at a Toronto sleep center had sex while they were asleep.

The phenomenon has a name, sexsomnia, and is a disorder in which people who are asleep but in a state of semi-arousal engage in behaviors they are not conscious of otherwise.

Japanese Teacher Giving Back To China

From the WTF files: A Japanese adult video star with supposedly a doctorate in history is having sex with Chinese students for free in Japan to apologize for her country's invasion of China.

The twenty-four year old wrote a paper "The History of the Japanese Invasion into China." According to her, she wants to cure the "... wounds of the Chinese with my body, and I am practicing this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan." She added that "I think it is psychological compensation to them."

Porn Search Leader Is A Surprise

So who is the world leader in searching for porn on the net? Wrong if you guessed the U.S., Great Britain, France, or some other likely suspect.

Turns out the winner is Pakistan, the same Muslim country that has banned content on at least 17 websites to block offensive and blasphemous material.

Google ranks Pakistan numero uno in the world in searches for pornographic terms, outranking every other country in the world in searches per person for certain sex-related content.So what are some of the top searches for these Pakistani porn dogs?

They rank tops in searches per-person for "horse sex" since 2004, "donkey sex" since 2007, "rape pictures" between 2004 and 2009, "rape sex" since 2004, and "child sex" between 2004 and 2007.

Pakistan has also been number one in searches for "sex," "camel sex," "rape video," and "child sex video" to name a few perversions.

Switzerland Will Not Extradite Polanski- US Gets It In End

Height challenged,generally all around sex pervert, and sometime movie director Roman Polanski will not be extradited to the US. The decision by the Swiss not to extradite Roman Polanski to the United States to face sentencing for having sex with a teenage girl three decades ago leaves the director a free man .

So now he can enjoy his chalet and other homes and not face prosecution for having sexual intercourse with a 13-year-girl. This is a guy who remains free having feared the girl would get pregnant so he proceeded to anal rape the girl.

Polanski Grand Jury unsealed testimony

Chinese Swinger Jailed

A twice-divorced Chinese computer science professor has been sentenced to three-and-a-half years in prison for being a member of clubs that practiced group sex and partner swapping.. The fifty-three year old according to reports had been a member of informal swingers clubs that practiced group sex and partner swapping.

He also supposedly organized and engaged in at least 18 orgies, most of them in the two-bedroom apartment in Nanjing where he lived with his mother. The sentence of three and a half years in prison is a severe penalty for a crime that the Chinese government calls “crowd licentiousness.”